Memorable Night

Dane Cook : '' April 15th memorable night for me ''

April 15th, 2006 is the day my 16 year journey took me to new heights. I finally accomplished my most personal goal. To return to Boston and film my very own HBO Special. 2 sold out shows. 18,000 seats filled. 36,000 people sat around my center stage setup and what happened next was a once in a lifetime event.
Until you have a chance to see it debut on HBO just know that I poured 16 years of desire into those performances. I've already seen some of the footage and I was in awe. It looks like a dream.
I have to thank everyone involved with this night. The fans first off. You brought this show out of me and put this show in me! All the people on my team, many with me for a decade. My family. I love you guys and it was emotional seeing you all around me after the gig. HBO for trusting me and letting me do it my way. My friends. Bobby, Al, Jay(s), Gary -- for taking the time out of your busy careers. The whole crew for your time and effort. The stage looked fucking awesome. SUperFInger to you all.
Were there some f-ups? Yup. Some sound issues, crazed fans rushing the stage? Yes - but it all was a part of the adventure but you all stayed patient and we worked through it. In the end its all going to cut together like a dream and you will be proud to say you were there I promise. The first show was an hour and a half and the second show two hours and thirty minutes!
I've got so many things up my short sleeve. If you think this is the peak you're wrongified. This was the place I needed to get to. Where I could look out and know I or anyone can get whatever we want if we just work insanely hard towards it. To trust your vision.
THANK YOU for reading this and making it worth every moment. I drove all alone for years to shows. Sometimes through the night going to places where people wouldn't care I was there and wouldn't care once I left. Those days are long gone but I never forget who stood by me.
Someone asked me "Dane were you nervous about the show on the 15th?"
"Never" I responded. "I was nervous in 1995 thinking it may never happen. There was nothing to be nervous about now. All I have to do is what I've always done. Tell the truth and enjoy the shit out of each moment."

Favorite Quotes from the Boston Show

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Mine favorite chapters :

1. Cluster Fuck. Milk chocolatey-clusters filled with nougaty fuck.

2. Smell My Eyes

3. "someday this will all be yours"- George Cook :))))))

4. Tear Drop: I went down and came riiiiiiiiiiiiiight back up...

The New York post from Dane cook

The NEW YORK POST has me as their #1 "What the Post is obsessed with this week" moment! Here is what they said:

HOT LIST By MAUREEN CALLAHAN
1) Doing the Tom.
Most brilliant TV of the week: comic Dane Cook on Jimmy Kimmel, doing Tom Cruise on "Oprah" - abusing Kimmel's furniture, pummeling the floor, and attempting to drag "Katie Holmes" out of the bathroom, off the toilet and on set. A must-view!!
I appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel show last Friday. A lot of NEW information was learned. RETALIATION is a DOUBLE ALBUM plus a DVD. The release date, July 26th. I still have another treat for my die hard fans but the ONLY way to learn is to join my mailing list. Don't get mad at me later when you didn't have the heads up on something you'd wished you did know.
Want to talk about RETALIATION with other people? Got questions, answers, speculations, rumors or flat out lies? or IM me on AIM at DaneSuFiCook
So what do we now know?
The RETALIATION cover art is fucking incredible (the company that created it does all the biggest movie posters around the world INCLUDING all the Star Wars posters you see, they created them!) You should see the inside. Its kick butt.
THE SURPRISE is sweet. Something I wanted to give to all my fans. That was completely for you guys. People have supported Harmful for the last 2 years straight (in fact RETALIATION comes out at the 2 year anniversary).

I wanted you all to have tons of new shit to laugh at and quote. And for me as a comic to get all that material out it makes me work harder on new stuff like I always do. Staying true to the title I wanted you to feel this was a true comedic RETALIATION. Something that will rock your skull. Join my mailing list right now. I am not kidding when I say this. There is a REASON you need to do this. One huge bit of information I will be emailing to people ONLY on my mailing list.

Dane Cook: Armed and Hilarious

Published at : August 21, 2005 - New York Times

LOS ANGELES
THOUGH he has never set foot in a college classroom, Dane Cook is a very Big Man on Campus. Thanks to this comedian's rabid student fan base, his recently released comedy CD, "Retaliation," sold almost 90,000 copies its first week out, making it the first comedy album to crack Billboard's Top 5 since Steve Martin's "Wild and Crazy Guy" made its debut in 1978. Later this month Mr. Cook will be a presenter at the MTV Video Music Awards, and next month, he will perform three shows at the 5,500-seat Theater at Madison Square Garden. (The second and third shows were added after the first sold out.)


J. Emilio Flores for The New York Times
Dane Cook checked out a gun club in Los Angeles before a show.
On a recent evening, the comic; his manager, Brian Volk-Weiss; and two fellow stand-ups, Jay Davis and Robert Kelly, kicked off a night of male bonding at the Los Angeles Gun Club. After a brief tutorial, the four were kitted out with guns, ammo and earmuffs and sent into the shooting gallery.
"Are we starting the contest now?" Mr. Volk-Weiss asked.
"We make everything a competition," said Mr. Cook, 33, a strapping figure in jeans, white T-shirt and a cap emblazoned with "White Boy." Since no one in the group had ever fired a weapon, a practice round was in order. A few tentative shots rang out. Mr. Davis fumbled with his Beretta. "I think there's something wrong with it," he said.
"Your clip's not in, Starsky," Mr. Cook jeered.
An hour later all the ammo was spent. Points were tallied, and Mr. Volk-Weiss began jumping up and down like a game show contestant, shouting: "I won! Give me my five bucks!"
The group packed in their pistols and decamped for Mr. Cook's favorite restaurant, Denny's, on the Sunset Strip. The conversation turned to retaliation - the action, not Mr. Cook's album. Mr. Volk-Weiss, the victim of a prank by Mr. Cook that caused him to think he was being evicted, outlined a complicated revenge plot that would have duped Mr. Cook into thinking he was being swindled. "I spent months planning it, but at the last minute I couldn't go through with it. Nobody ever gets Dane."
Mr. Cook replied: "That's because I live my entire life like it's a joke. I'm always convinced that someone is playing a trick on me, even when they're not. I had a pitch meeting last week with a writer that was so bad and went on for so long, I was positive you'd set me up."
Next stop was the Laugh Factory, where Mr. Cook was scheduled to headline and where his girlfriend of two years works as a waitress. As he took the stage before the packed house, some audience members flashed a hand gesture known as "the SuFi." Short for "super-finger," it has become something of a secret handshake among the faithful. (Mr. Cook posits that swear words and obscene gestures have lost their power, necessitating the invention of new ones.) Judging by Mr. Cook's home page at myspace.com, on which he posts photos of fans making the gesture - thumb out to the side, middle and ring fingers raised - the SuFi phenomenon is spreading like a virus.
After a high-octane set that had him mimicking a unicorn, a medieval monk and a mouthful of aggressively crooked teeth, Mr. Cook stepped outside the club and was pounced upon by admirers. Thirty minutes later he was still there signing CD's, napkins and body parts, and posing for pictures. One young woman didn't like how she looked in her photo; would he mind posing for another? "Whatever you need," Mr. Cook replied cheerfully. "I'm here for you."

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Dane Cook:To my Fans

I've been really busy lately but once in a while I feel a strong urge to post and pour my heart out about how I really feel about my fans. All I've done this year is bust my ass. TOURGASM, the new CD, a book I'm putting together, my new television pilot. Sometimes I even get stressed because I've taken on so much but when I sit back and ask myself why am I doing all of this its a simple response in my brain. I love making you people laugh. When you guys email me or send a comment on myspace I read it and look back on when I started. Dreaming about building a fan base that "got me" and would offer me the opportunity to have a successful career! I wondered if I could make a living off of my thoughts. You not only enjoy what I do but you spread my comedy all over to friends and anyone that will take the time. So to every high schooler that has written saying they quote me in the halls with their classmates. Thank you. To everyone in a hospital that listened to my CD to cheer up or hold on to hope. Thank you. To college kids having "Dane listening parties" and making me a part of your college experience. Thanks. To radio DJs all over our country that played my stuff and plugged my website so more people would want to check out my show. Thank you. To every soldier in the US military that writes me and praises me for keeping them entertained and feeling closer to home by laughing. God bless and thank you all. I love fucking around and joking. Busting balls and goofing off all the time but it feels good to say it straight. Thank you for taking time out of your lives and sharing that time by listening to my stuff or seeing my live show. Comics are often seen as being "on" all the time but for real, I appreciate you all. Its been a blast and I look forward to whatever the hell is next! Retaliation will not be on store shelves for more than 10 seconds. Click here to make sure you get yours...PRE-ORDER RETALIATION ! Why PRE-ORDER? Look I am not Aerosmith and it is not like stores get hunderds at once. Make sure you have it the 1st week it comes out by clicking the link above and snagging your copy of the greatest double comedy album plus DVD of all fucking time. I appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel show last week. The VIDEO is now in my audio/video section along with my recent Carson Daly appearance. A lot of NEW information was learned. RETALIATION is a DOUBLE ALBUM plus a DVD. The release date, July 26th. I still have another treat for my die hard fans but the ONLY way to learn is to join my mailing list. Don't get mad at me later when you didn't have the heads up on something you'd wished you did know. Want to talk about RETALIATION with other people? Got questions, answers, speculations, rumors or flat out lies? RETALIATION MESSAGE BOARD or IM me on AIM at DaneSuFiCook So what do we now know? The RETALIATION cover art is fucking incredible (the company that created it does all the biggest movie posters around the world INCLUDING all the Star Wars posters you see, they created them!) You should see the inside. Its kick butt. THE SURPRISE is sweet. Something I wanted to give to all my fans. That was completely for you guys. People have supported Harmful for the last 2 years straight (in fact RETALIATION comes out at the 2 year anniversary). I wanted you all to have tons of new shit to laugh at and quote. And for me as a comic to get all that material out it makes me work harder on new stuff like I always do. Staying true to the title I wanted you to feel this was a true comedic RETALIATION. Something that will rock your skull. Join my mailing list right now. I am not kidding when I say this. There is a REASON you need to do this. One huge bit of information I will be emailing to people ONLY on my mailing list.

Stuff To Say

I'm down here in New Mexico filming for the next few weeks. But I will update often. It's a comedy called "Employee of the Month" and I am starring in it alongside Jessica Simpson. For 2 weeks we've been working with some of the most talented ensemble including my boy Harland Williams, Dax Shepard and Andy Dick. Everyone is really stepping up and I know for my first lead role in a film this is what you have all been hoping I do. A perfect blend of all areas of my stand up comedy on film.
The other day someone was asking how I remain so positve much of the time. So upbeat. Okay. I pity / loathe negative, bitter, jealous, cynical assholes. I try to find the good in whatever I do or what ever happens to me. Life sometimes fucks me in the ass (like anyone) and that don't make me smile for sure but I'm not gonna take away from someone else because I got rained on. I do comedy. My comedy. I'm one of the hardest working guys out there. I expect nothing but growth each and every time I hit the stage. I don't mail it in and I keep my routine original and exciting for me and you. I've survived 16 years doing it and feel more accomplished in the last few years than you could ever know. I share that with my family and my fans. I am an entertainer and I suck at anything else I've ever tried outside of it. This is my gift and it's also my passion. I truly enjoy performing. No one can take away from me what I've earned and that is that. People who complain about it or hate on it are just wishing they could do what I do.
I've lost. I try again and move a bit forward. I've failed. I refuse to let that define me. I've learned from those mistakes and from there I made them into my win. I'm happy to make the masses laugh. Until my ride is over I'm digging the whole journey.
I'm on Itunes Video right now if you want to DL my comedy to your iPod!
Many of you may remember me talking about my HUGE SECRET for many months. I finally revealed it a few weeks ago -- my debut HBO CONCERT SPECIAL. Welp.... I gotta say there is actually

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History of The SUper FInger

What the hell is the SU-FI or SUperFInger on your website Dane?(www.danecook.com) People always ask me. "Where did it come from?"
WHAT IS THE SU-FI ?One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz.I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUperFInger (or the SU-FI if you're a bad ass MF).
Through the years the SUperFInger has taken on a life of its own. Through time it became my logo. People were giving me the SU-FI after shows like you would give someone the rock n' roll sign. Many people started tattooing it on their bodies. Even our brave men and women in the US armed forces started doing it as a brand new sign of respect (or an uber fuck you to Saddam). I had no intention of starting something that would become so wildly accepted and utilized but the SUperFInger has become yours as much as mine now.
Now here is a breakdown of how to deliver your perfect SU-FI.
I said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."
The SUperFInger screams one of two things depending on how you use it!
In "HIGHLY PISSED OFF MODE" it means: "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES. YOU FUCKHOLE." It was close to that. I'm paraphrasing.
Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplishment I wish for you."
That's the story of the SU-FI. Now here is my very own SUperFInger tale.
Some time ago I was driving down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. To be honest I was driving way too fast because I was blasting Van Halen's "Panama" and it was a fucking beautiful afternoon. This guy in a 1983 Ford Recall comes out of a side street without stopping. He sees me bombing straight at him and jams on his breaks. I do too and my car skids to a stop one inch from his shitbox. He yells "Slow down!" I threw him a SUPERFINGER and just held it as I turned to blast by him. HE THREW THE SUPERFINGER BACK AT ME AND LAUGHED! It was really cool. I have given people the SU-FI before but never had anyone give it back. Whoever you were, shit head driver, it was great to SU-FI with you and take the old fashion "fuck you" to a whole new level!!!!! All is forgiven now.

Hello Guys, i will be updating this page for my favorite videos that i watch already. I hope you like them.

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Frequently Asked Questions - Feature Part 2

Q: Who's your favorite band ever?
A: Hard question. Right now I'd have to say U2 or Aerosmith or the Beatles or Elvis or Green Day or ... man ... I don't know what to pick!
Q: What is your biggest fear?
A: Forgetting how amazing it's all been.
Q: Are there comedy groupies?
A: Sure are. I could tell you some stories. But let's just say. I've had some fun. Let's also say I've had A LOT of fun. And let me add that it was very fun.
Q: If you weren't a stand up comedian what job would you have?
A: Probably something in graphic design. I spend hours on my computer designing stuff for my web site and merchandise. I designed all the stuff on Harmful and Retaliation (with the help of very talented people).
Q: What is the SuperFinger?
A: See History of the SUperFInger at the top of the page.
Q: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
A: Creating something that allows me to be around another 10. I have much to do. I have much to say. I just need to figure out how to say and do them.
Q: Were you a class clown?
A: I was very shy in school. Quiet kid. Inside I was thinking and observing but once I tried to speak up I would get little panic attacks and feel quite introverted. Took me many years to find not just my voice. But feel I was worth saying anything. Being young is fucking brutal but the best part is you can change yourself. You can become what you will yourself to be. It's entirely easy if you just stop letting other peoples opinions dictate your actions. Oh by the way that is the hardest thing to do. Enjoy the challenge and in 10 years you'll be everything you thought you could be. Anyone who is doubting this or saying it sounds "too goody-goody" or "fairytale-ish" is still living with fear in their heart.
Q: How has the internet impacted your career?
A: It's the portal to anything, everything and everyone. I wanted to become my own street team online. Connect with fans. Find out where people were at and start to build a base of supporters. Use the Internet to get inside your home. Hang out with you and take a crap in your bathroom. Why is it always wet?
Q: Do you own a monkey?
A: No. I used a monkey in my TV show COOKED. I do have a camel spider though.
Q: How many albums have you released?
A: Two. My first release, Harmful If Swallowed, came out on July 22nd 2003. It has since sold 350,000 copies. Retaliation was just released July 26th, 2005.
Q: Where do you live?
A: In your hearts, minds and Los Angeles, California.
Q: What accomplishment are you most proud of?
A: I'm proud that you are actually reading this and give a rats ass about me and my career. That is no joke. I appreciate my fans more than I can explain.
Q: Do you ever laugh at your own material while on stage?
A: Yes. It's hard not to some of it I'm hearing for the first time too.
Q: What are your hobbies?
A: I play guitar. I've got a dog named Beast that I hang with. I dig photography. And when I'm feeling a little crazy I go to Fat Burger and get the big fat deal.
Q: What was it like meeting Bill Cosby?
A: I was backstage waiting to go on for what would be my fourth appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman. I was there by request from the show because Dave was getting bypass surgery. Bill Cosby was the guest host for the night. I am a fan of the Cos from not only his hit TV show but one of my favorite stand up concerts Bill Cosby "Himself."
So I am just getting my head together. I'm by myself and all of a sudden he comes walking into my dressing room. Hell of a nice guy. We sat and talked about comedy for about a half hour. He was incredibly generous to me. He asked me tons of questions about my comedy and my methods. We chatted about Massachusetts quite a bit because he was from Amherst. I remember feeling a tingle through my body when I thought about how far I had come in my life that I could sit and talk shop with one of the masters of stand up.
As he was about to leave the dressing room I asked him one final question. "Mr. Cosby, what is the key to success?" He took a beat, stepped back into the room and pointed down at me in my chair before replying, "I have no idea what the key to success is. But I know the key to failure and that's trying to please everybody."
He started the show and was killing. Before he brought me onstage I saw him peak over at me and he looked excited to bring me on. Then he improvised some great introduction and welcomed me out on to that famous Ed Sullivan theatre stage.
I began walking towards the mic with a bit of nervous energy. It's not fear it's an overload of emotions that you hope get out of your way before you must speak. As I approached the microphone something unusual happened. Mr. Cosby walked towards me. He didn't disappear over to the desk to watch, which is routine. Instead he threw his arms around me and gave me a bear hug and whispered "go get um Massachusetts!"
Q: What was it like being on a tour bus for a month?
A: Go into your closet with your whole family and stay in there for 10 minutes. That is about the same thing.
Q: Do you work out?
A: I walk a lot with Beast. I work out a few days a week and try to just eat right. Being a comic is weird. You get hyped from a show and by then you want to go eat somewhere and talk about it. You forget its 3:30 in the morning and that eating steak and eggs might not have been the wisest choice.
Q: What was like performing at Carnegie Hall?
A: I made it to Carnegie Hall! If anyone ever asks me that question "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?" I never have to respond with that stock answer. Practice. I practiced my ass off for 14 years and it paid off. One of the best stages I will have ever stepped on. Except the sound in the room is awful.
Q: Do you have any advice for aspiring comics?
A: Get onstage. Don't listen to too much advice. You need years to get better and get comfortable. Everyone will know better than you what you should be up there. If I listened to every bit of shitty advice everyone told me to listen to I would not be where I am. I'd be hosting Extra.
Q: Is that you on MySpace?
A: What's MySpace? Dur. What do you think?
Q: How does acting compare to stand up?
A: Totally different. With stand up I am the writer, producer, director. I do what I want when I want to. It's a solo game.
Once you are in a character with another actor you are a puzzle piece. A director will use you like a tool to get his vision across.
I love both. Acting is important because you're working together to make the story work based on your choices. It's about connecting with the people and the world around you and making it apart of your life and your reality.
Q: When is the TOURGASM DVD being released?
A: When it's done.
Q: Is your family funny?
A: Everyone in my family has a great sense of humor. Much of what my onstage persona is happens to be based on my mom and dads senses of humor. I started comedy wanting to blend physical humor with written ideas. I didn't want to just stand there and talk but I also didn't want to just throw my body all over the place with nothing to say.
My mother is silly, energetic, over-the-top and not afraid to laugh at herself no matter how goofy she may come across.
My father is subtle, sarcastic and has a real distinct cocky swagger.
I took both of those and made it part of my act. Thanks parental units!
Q: Do you wax your eyebrows?
A: I've never waxed them no. But I do have webbed vagina. No idea what that even means.
Q: Where were you when you got the call to be the host of Saturday Night Live?
A: I was in Las Vegas getting ready to headline a show at Caesars Palace. My phone rang and my manager said, "Want to hear some good news?" "But of course" I sang. He gave me the 411 and I hung up, got in the shower and let it sink in deep. A dream come true.
Q: Anything else you want to tell people?
A: Thanks for making the last 15 years of my life worth writing about. Keep laughing, stay positive and listen to The Best of Meatloaf once in a while. SU-FI!

Frequently Asked Questions - Feature with Dane Cook Part 1

Q: How long have you been doing stand up comedy?
A: I started doing stand-up in 1990. Quit my day job in 1993 becoming a full time comedian.
Q: What is the best part about being a stand up comedian?
A: Thinking something might be funny and then performing it in front of a great crowd. The wave of laughs is unlike any feeling I've ever known. Another great part of comedy is waking up at the crack of noon.
Q: Do you come up with your own material, or do you have a stable of writers?
A: I write all my own material. I don't have anyone that I collaborate with regarding my act except my seven other personalities.
Q: How old are you?
A: I was born the year my mother gave birth to me.
Q: Is Dane Cook a stage name?
A: It is my actual name. My mom named me without telling my dad. He wanted to name me (no joke) Angus-McIsaak. My dad calls me Dangerous.
Q: What's your favorite TV show?
A: All in the Family.
Q: What's your favorite MOVIE?
A: I made a great porn with this chick that I used to date but no one else has seen that. It's hidden in a place where someone can easily find it and put it on the Internet.
Q: Who influenced you most into becoming a stand up comedian?
A: Comedians. I've always been attracted to the art of comedy. No one more than the other though. I just dig watching a person on stage painting a picture that evokes laughter. And we all know laughter masks our pain. So comedy is truly the most honest live performance one can be a part of. But no one has to admit that.
Q: Where were you born?
A: Cambridge, MA but grew up in Arlington.
Q: Was your Brother really the manager at BK?
A: Yes. Now we work together for my company Great Dane Enterprises, Inc. (and he's no longer a dick).
Q: What is your favorite city to perform in?
A: I don't have a favorite. But New York, Boston and Los Angeles all have a place in my heart, lungs and sack.
Q: What was your worst onstage experience?
A: I once fell and smashed my mouth on the front of a stage. I bit into my bottom lip and when I stood up was dripping blood all over. At that point the show is over. Unless the crowd is vampires then its standing O time.
Q: Are you noticed when you go out in public?
A: Sometimes. Isn't everyone?
Q: Are you gay?
A: Nope. But I know gay people and they seem nice.
Q: What's your favorite bit to perform?
A: No idea. I just like being up there. At the end of the day it's about the experience and not the theme.
Q: How do you handle hecklers?
A: The same way I handle a hard-on. I grab hold and shake them until something good comes out of it.
Q: Were you really at the World Series?
A: Yes. That was one of the greatest days of my life. I was with my dad.
Q: At what age did you know that you wanted to be a stand up comedian?
A: I don't ever remember wanting to be anything else.
Q: Do you play a musical instrument?
A: Guitar.
Q: Do you drink or do drugs?
A: No. I've never even tried them. Not a sip of alcohol in my life. Why? I just know it's not my thing. The same way you wouldn't want to drink motor oil is how I feel about drugs and alcohol. Zero desire to put that stuff in my body. But at the peak of my success when everything is perfect in the world I've been thinking of celebrating with a blast of heroin. Just one time though. I know I can stop.
Q: Have you ever gotten a standing ovation?
A: Uh-huh, but I've also gotten a sitting ponder.
Q: What is the largest crowd that you ever performed in front of?
A: 50,000 at Gator Growl 2004.
Q: What was it like meeting David Letterman?
A: Like meeting a guy that you watch on television most of your life. Weird. Now when I watch his show I think "Wow, I was standing right next to Dave's head."
Q: What is your favorite food?
A: A 2 pound Maine lobster and a filet mignon (aka surf and turf). Side of french fries and a Pepsi.
Q: Boxers or briefs?
A: Brief-xers. New invention. Will be released with the new spring line.
Q: Have you ever had a one night stand?
A: Sure have. One time it lasted a year and that is called a Kim.
Q: Have you ever injured yourself jumping around onstage?
A: See question 12. But let me add that I also had food poisoning so bad at a show once that mid-joke I puked all over the back of the stage. The crowd all went "awwwww" and "grossssss." I just turned to them and said, "I hope you're enjoying the nachos because I didn't."
Q: Have you ever bombed onstage?
A: I've had sets where it was a mess but I've never left a stage feeling like I wanted to swallow a knife. Bombing is something you choose to do. I just find the buttons to push up there and start pressing. I don't measure a set by crowd response I gage it entirely on my creativity. If I am doing something new up there I am progressing.
Q: Do you have any tattoos?
A: Nope. But I have a magic marker so if I think of something that might look cool on my body I just jot it down on my flesh.
Q: What kind of car do you drive?
A: CT2006.

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Dane Cook About - Biography

Dane Cook Biography - Dane Cook About
An inventive comedian and electric performer who has developed a worldwide following, Dane Cook is poised to firmly establish his unique brand of humor with a plethora of upcoming projects in film and television.

Most recently, HBO has signed Cook to an unprecedented multi-faceted deal that will include series, specials and other projects. Among the initial projects under the agreement are exclusive rights to Cook for all non-traditional media platforms, development of a scripted series, a comedy documentary series entitled Tourgasm which will premiere Sunday evening June 11th after The Sopranos, and a feature length stand-up film (directed by Marty Callner Rolling Stones: Live from Madison Square Garden and Robin Williams: Live on Broadway) from the TD Banknorth Garden in Cook's hometown of Boston on April 15th.
Additionally, Cook made a special appearance at the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards performing stand-up and presenting an award. Dane capped off the year on December 3rd, when he became one of only a handful of comedians to host Saturday Night Live in its 31 year history. After the show aired, which was the highest rated in two years; he received rave reviews for his stand-up monologue and lively sketches.
Cook is currently enjoying the successful release of his sophomore CDx2/DVD, Retaliation, (which is certified Platinum) debuting at Number Four on the Billboard 200, making him the highest charting comedian in twenty-five years.
This follows the success of Cook's debut release Harmful If Swallowed which has sold more than 450,000 copies in less than two years, has been certified Gold, and has garnered appearances on 8 different Billboard charts since its release.
In February, Cook began production on the Lions Gate Film, Employee of the Month, directed by Greg Coolidge and co-starring Jessica Simpson. Cook was last seen on the big screen in October in Waiting, written and directed by Rob McKittrick and co-starring Ryan Reynolds and Anna Farris. In addition, he can be seen in Hunter Richards' London which stars Jessica Biel and Chris Evans.
This adds to a number of groundbreaking appearances on late-night talk shows, including Jimmy Kimmel Live and The Tonight Show most notably his Thanksgiving Day Special for the troops and the night that he kissed Charlize Theron's ass while the audience looked on in amazement.

Additionally, Cook has headlined Comedy Central's Insomniac Tour Movie, and lent his voice to Crank Yankers, and Shorties Watchin' Shorties. Some of Cook's other feature credits include Torque, which was directed by Joseph Kahn and starred Ice Cube; Peter Pau's The Touch with Michelle Yeoh and Ben Chaplin; and Kinka Usher's Mystery Men with Ben Stiller.
As a stand-up comedian, Cook has built an unprecedented following through an unparalleled commitment to touring and via his website http://www.danecook.com/. Throughout his 16 year career, sell out crowds and packed houses have been the norm at stops as varied as Carnegie Hall, The Theatre at Madison Square Garden, Continental Airlines Arena, and the sold out 50,000 seat football stadium at the University of Florida's Gator Growl.
Among the accolades Cook has received for his work as a stand-up comic include being named Rolling Stone Magazine's "Hot Comic," winner of Comedy Central's Stand-Up Showdown, and Stuff Magazine's "Coolest Comic of the Year."
Cook has also proven himself as a writer, director, and producer with his work on the comedy short film 8 Guys and the dramatic short Spiral, for which he won the internet-based Pixie Award for Best Actor.

Cook takes great care in tending to his ever-growing fan base through various means, including utilizing the internet in extraordinary ways. His website receives well over 500,000 hits per month and is frequently updated to give his fans the latest information as to his upcoming projects and appearances. That combined with his MySpace.com following, which has grown to over 1,000,000 friends, it is clear that Dane is taking his career to the next level by using tools that others never did before him.

Upcoming projects in 2006 that Dane will be working on include Touchstone's Dan in Real Life with Steve Carell, as well as three film projects that were originated through his burgeoning company, SUperFInger Entertainment. These projects range from a father and son road comedy set up with producer David Hoberman (Bringing Down the House) and Disney; The Ex-Family, set up at the Weinstein Company (Derailed, Scary Movie); and his before mentioned concert film to be released theatrically and then aired on HBO which will be shot in Boston in front of his hometown fans on April 15th of this year, in which he completely sold out two shows (35,000 seats) through his website presales in less than 6 days, setting new box office records.

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