History of The SUper FInger

What the hell is the SU-FI or SUperFInger on your website Dane?(www.danecook.com) People always ask me. "Where did it come from?"
WHAT IS THE SU-FI ?One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz.I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUperFInger (or the SU-FI if you're a bad ass MF).
Through the years the SUperFInger has taken on a life of its own. Through time it became my logo. People were giving me the SU-FI after shows like you would give someone the rock n' roll sign. Many people started tattooing it on their bodies. Even our brave men and women in the US armed forces started doing it as a brand new sign of respect (or an uber fuck you to Saddam). I had no intention of starting something that would become so wildly accepted and utilized but the SUperFInger has become yours as much as mine now.
Now here is a breakdown of how to deliver your perfect SU-FI.
I said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."
The SUperFInger screams one of two things depending on how you use it!
In "HIGHLY PISSED OFF MODE" it means: "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES. YOU FUCKHOLE." It was close to that. I'm paraphrasing.
Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplishment I wish for you."
That's the story of the SU-FI. Now here is my very own SUperFInger tale.
Some time ago I was driving down Sunset Blvd in Hollywood. To be honest I was driving way too fast because I was blasting Van Halen's "Panama" and it was a fucking beautiful afternoon. This guy in a 1983 Ford Recall comes out of a side street without stopping. He sees me bombing straight at him and jams on his breaks. I do too and my car skids to a stop one inch from his shitbox. He yells "Slow down!" I threw him a SUPERFINGER and just held it as I turned to blast by him. HE THREW THE SUPERFINGER BACK AT ME AND LAUGHED! It was really cool. I have given people the SU-FI before but never had anyone give it back. Whoever you were, shit head driver, it was great to SU-FI with you and take the old fashion "fuck you" to a whole new level!!!!! All is forgiven now.

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