Dane Cook Tweets

Took a bunch of calls but now I'm back on set filming. Thanks you guys always fun to take calls from everywhere.

Quote of the day from my cab driver in Utah. "America is such a wonderful country. Too bad everyones a fuckin' weirdo or asshole."

World Trade Center workers unearth 200 year old ship below site. Under that a 300 year old whoopee cushion... still inflated!

Took a bunch of calls but now I'm back on set filming. Thanks you guys always fun to take calls from everywhere.

Right now I've got a swimmers body. But I've had a drowners body too.